The Drunk Spot

Drunk Talk is enlightenment. It is designed to slap you harshly for all of your mistakes and make you die laughing as your punishment. The Doc SupaDrunk Team wants to help you get happy by getting your mind sloshed! We keep our blurry eye on what's real and most importantly what tastes good.
Consequences are for SQUARES! GET DRUNK INSTEAD.

Hey. Yeah you. We know why you are here. You have heard all about Drunk Talk and you're ready to know what its all about. Drunk Talk is "a not for the faint of heart explanation of why you're fucked up- and why it's really funny." Can't wait to get your copy?
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The Buzz: Drunk Talk

What is the book about?
The book is about everything. We sat down, had a few and decided we were onto the secrets of the universe. But no one would believe us, because, we'll, no one believes drunks. We decided to keep drinking and keep track of our drunken rantings to share with associates, friends, enemies, clergymen and anyone else on earth who is ready for an honest perspective, even if it was slurred.
What is the Get Drunk Movement?
The Get Drunk Movement is designed to bring some order to your stupid little life. Join us, hit the bottle and embrace the Drunk Talk Lifestyle. Must be 21 or older.Must be a "anti politeness" jerk- off/dipsomanical genius. Drunkards Welcome!
Who is Doc Supadrunk?
Doc Supadrunk is not a person, technically. Doc Supadrunk is an idea, kind of like the intoxicated Superman. The Doc is a team of drunks. Like a round table of the best and the brightest anti- slaves in the nation. Doc Supadrunk is a room full of knights/geniuses that all had one too many. You can be Doc Supadrunk....if you want.
Why do I need this book?
Because it's self help for idiots and you fit the profile.
What influenced GDM to write the book?
Alcoholics have a lot of free time on their hands.

GDM's Drunken Favorites

Favorite Drinks:
Rum and English Lagers
Favorite Writers:
Hunter S. Thompson and Nietzsche
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction and Fight Club
Favorite Cities:
Miami and Chicago
Favorite excuses to use to call into work:
"I have the flu....brown bottle flu that is..." or "I'm temporarily insane so I won't be in today.." or "I can't make it...the milk was spoiled."
Favorite hangover remedies:
Tumeric tea or another fucking beer if you got it.

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Drunken Quotes For Friends

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution - to all of life's problems."
--Homer Simpson
"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer."
--Al Bundy, Married with Children
"Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . ."
--Thornton Mellon, Back to School
"Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey."
--Pappy from Maverick

GDM WisDOM

"Behind every great man, is a cold beer."
Doc Supadrunk

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